Milos Biroyo is the second point guard profiled for the not unlikely, but not highly likely to sign with New York this year list. Milos Biroyo combined to make way more than they should have last season.
Point Guard
Played Last Season With Heat.
Combined 147" & 392lbs. of pathetic. Career averages of underwhelming city.
What you are dealing with here are two different flavors of useless. With an offense headed by Lebron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh last year, these two boneheads managed to make Mario Chalmers look like the toast of the class. Hence, the double profile: these two guys are so indistinguishably insignificant, it would be a tragedy to give them their own entries. With Milos Biroyo, you get a point guard that can dribble the ball up the court without getting it taking from their hands; at least 7 out of 10 times. Outside of that, these two will shoot an unimpressive percentage from 3, despite the fact that 90% of those shots will be wide open. In addition, you will get little to no ability to drive to the basket. These guys are only desirable in the sense that their ability to suck is so palpable, they cannot ask for anything more than a 1 year minimum contract without the other side laughing. We need someone to fill up the roster on a 1 year minimum contract. Sounds like a match made in Suckeaven to me.
Most likely to be waived to add these players: Whoever catches malaria and can no longer play basketball.
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